Nurse Smee and I would be glad to help you with your severed head

Welcome to Hanja Hospital
Our staff greatly welcomes you
Me: Dr. Jayda
Nurse: Smee
Psychiatrist: Sabre
Psychotic Mental Patient: Sieg
Dead Nurse: Natalie
Naked Patient: Boyd
Severed Head: Tarco
Butt Injection Patient: RamTone
(idk where Dr. Bumblefoot went)

Boyd's ass
I couldn't resist.

No wonder they don't send Noobs to Hanja anymore.