Partners in Crime

A boat ride around our sim led us to our neighbor who didn't have security.

Bad on his part...

I'd hate to be our neighbors.

Our neighbor wasn't home...

but I'm sure we should have gotten SL arrested.

(like who are these fucktards ruining my grass)

Lucien wasn't able to open the giant bottle of sauce.

so I went all emo sty on him.

it's how I do.

friendzzzzizzzz

whiz.

I got Nyx pregs and she dangles the babe off the rainbow.

do not look here

let's offend as many people as possible.

those are some fresh kicks you have there, HOUSE

our neighbors fucking hate us!

enough said.

you can look at Lucien's blog for the capades inside the house 

Poopies Portia and friends.

Portia let me use her dirty litter when I had to poop.

I'm just adding to the box of treasures. @_@

lazy emo kids, I say.

[22:24] Truth or Dare by Badmoon: Phoenix87 Parx, (Random) What would be written on your tombstone?

[22:24] Jayda Ethaniel: "i told you I was sick"

[22:24] Phoenix87 Parx: "here lies PLUNGERMAN!!!!!"

[22:24] Portia Munz: "o rly?

HEART

This is my partner and I wouldn't have it any other way.

but sometimes I wonder...>.>

GET OFF MY MOON, BETCH.

No srsly, sometimes I wonder about him.

Look over yonder!

Do you see the giant peener?

ah yes.
you mean over there?
I see it.

I've come from the past

I think I look pretty HAWT in this little brown number.

we've come from the past to party our faces off.

cholera isn't our fancy. =P

**JAY AND LUCIEN'S NEW HOME**

Hello everyone who reads my blog! This is a legit post! I just finished the purchase of a new land and home for me and my dearest Lucien. I'm extremely excited and I know we'll be very happy to make this our new crazy-lunatic-home.

Have a look! XD

This is 1/2 a sim.

Pup (the lovely lady who helped me with purchase) gave me a waterfall and oriental bridge to put in.

Me being emo. LOL

lots of land and fun now! and more prim as well XD

We are still nuts.

whut in heysus's name?!?!

attractive dances.

my neck extend turns Portia on.

Brian Peppers!

I herd you liek mudkips?

NO MOTHERFUCKER I BURN THEM DOWN!!!

eff. Flamingo invasion.

me ane vel.

snack

Jayda kabob.

lmfao @ Nix's tittaaays cut of out the pic.

emo kids at the park

As Nix said...

we sit on the computer irl to come into sl to do the same thing, SIT

The best place in SL

You are now entering The Republic of Jay.

Please refrain from getting lost in the grey abyss.

National Wiener Day

yeah, I'm taking a whiz in your store...

you wanna fight about it!

strength of a thousand men

don't underestimate me!!

I would like to say a few words...

!!WARNING::

Portia's fish-sitting skillz are a little rusty.

{look closely at the photo}

Jayda the ghost gumdrop thing...

___ kicks Jayda

___ steps on Jayda

___ smooshes Jayda

portia Abortia still remained my friend...
but I think she just wanted to sticky fingers my sweetah clock necklace...
I'M WATCHING YOU. @_@

don't be jealous of my sweet recorder skillz

We're starting a SL band...

don't be afraid to book us...

we ttly do sl funerals...

and birthdays...

NO weddings tho, we are too emo for that kind of shit.

pretty pretty princess?

Gowns and some Tuxes?

event.

I went around like a creep taking photos cos everyone looked so legit and lovely.

Velvet in velvet, well idk if she's wearing velvet, but let's pretend she is

cos sounds cool.

Portia Abortia

Some guy was AFK on a dance ball w/o a partner to dance with....

so Brayden jumped on the poseball and kept him company...

supersized fail

GO KART RACE CAPADES

plus some non-rezzed grey areas. woo

I can't drive my way out of a paper bag if I wanted?

I guess some old habits never die...

they just get moved to SL.

(p.s. no one helped me, they just stopped and stared)

Portia Munz: [21:31] You have been banned for 60 minutes

[21:31] You are no longer allowed here and have 15 seconds to leave.

[21:31] Land Nanny (group land): You are being banned for rezzing too many prims. (Repeat offense)

I told you to stop exploding Portia... >:3

we are such conformists.

VC has officially re-defined the meaning of line dancing.

It is a known fact that 2 out of every 3 people prefer to bust-a-move

LIKE THIS!

cowboys and indians...and a horse?

Cowboys and Indians event...

Portia kept trying to get me to EFF HER IN THE A, HORSE STYLE...

but, I wasn't about to lower my standards...

we all know Portia's been around the block more than once...